Lana Parrilla:
Lana Parrilla Naked
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Information:
Name: Lana Parrilla
Born: 1977-07-15
Height: 0
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Filmography:
One Last Ride (2003), Semper Fi (2001), Windfall (2006), Boomtown (2003), Grown Ups (1999)
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Bugs Barbie ...buck teeth, long ears
WhitelawPhilibertls
What did the maggot say to his friend when he
got stuck
in an apple ?
Worm your way out of that one !
RonalBraniganXa
Why did the elephant cross the road
?
Because the chicken was having a day off !
BembeShaiWs
Men
are like road kill.
They usually just
lie around until they start to smell.
AtwoodWilfrydVt
A wife was
berating her husband. He
motioned for her to quiet
down saying, "Don't unleash the beast in
me."
The wife snickered and replied, "Unlike a lot of women,
'dear',
I'm not the least bit afraid of a mouse."
RodolfNieceCn
Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was
killed by a garter snake?
Betty: That's impossible. A garter snake is
not poisonous.
Bob: It doesn't have to be if it can make you jump off
a cliff!
AturJacquesla
Sonny: I can't sleep. What should I
do?
Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you'll be sure to
drop
off!
BernardinMartellTQ
Q: Why was the blondes'
belly button sore
?
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
BryneAlionjE
Q: How
many Leos does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: None: Leos are so
enthusiastic they carry their own
light.
NortinBerfordlj
Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a
ton in the highway.
Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to
yield right of way.
SachioRabbieSX